60-24-39

60-24-39. Those numbers are what is wrong with major league baseball these days. No they aren't the number of players suspended from steroids, or the amound of women the infield of the 1986 NY Mets slept with. Those are the measurements of Morganna, 'The Kissing Bandit.' You may be thinking 'What the Hell' but it is true Baseball has gone downhill ever since Morganna hung up her boo...her lips. No more kissing bandit. Damnit Morganna how in the hell could you do this to us. Please come back. Please come back and save the great game of baseball. If there were just a little Morganna in each and everyone of us. The world would be a better place.